Ukraine Cocaine Bust After Yanukovych Demonstrates the Power of Combustion
A couple of days ago Yanukovych "confessed to his addiction to drugs". He explains how he was able to purchase drugs on the Internet:
Later, the administration demonstratively decided to join the gang and try the drugs themselves by setting them on fire in front of the President's house:
This only reminds me of the Simpson's episode where the city decides to burn down the marijuana fields - later accidentally inhaling the smoke.
Later today, Bloomberg reported: "Ukraine Law Enforcement Officers Seize Biggest Haul of Cocaine on Record." Good work Yanukovych, fight your addiction!
Hey, but when are you actually going to fight your REAL addiction? When are you actually going to fight against corruption?
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